Rochelle is a 29 year and was an associate producer for a news station before the outbreak. She brings a lot of character to the game with many great lines and that famous pink shirt that stands out from the crowd. A perfect balance between a caring and humorous side makes Rochelle one of my favourite characters. Unfortunately so many of Rochelle's lines did not make it to publication which is a shame as they are some of her best material.

These are all the lines that valve "published" for Rochelle so any of these files are easily usable with talker scripts.

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Adrenaline shot here!
Grabbin' a shot!
Adrenaline shot here!
[shaking self awake]
[shaking self awake]
You can have this.
Got this just for you.
Here, you can have this.
A little something for you.
I picked this up just for you.
You're gonna need this.
Here!
Take this!
Have this!
Here, use this.
You need this, take this!
Here, I'm giving this to you.
Wait, I have something for you.
STOP, take this.
Can you stop for a sec? I got something for you.
Hey! Hey, uh, you! I got something for you.
Alright, you guys ready?
Ready?
Ready for this?
Back back back!
Come on move, move back.
Back it up! Back it up!
Let's back it up!
Back up.
Move back.
Get back.
Get back, get back.
[Yell while firing a gun for an extended period of ttime]
[Yell while firing a gun for an extended period of ttime]
Shoot it! Shoot it!
Light it up!
Don't stop shooting!
Kill it! Kill it!
Shoot the shit out of that thing.
Okay, shoot the shit out of that thing.
Blank
Bottle of. puke, apparently.
That had better not be what I think it is.
Boomer bile here!
Bile jar here!
Grabbing a jar of puke!
Grabbing a bile jar!
Heads up! Bile incoming!
Bile incoming!
Here comes somer boomer bile!
Damn it, I just washed this!
Oh god!
*Ahhh ugh! Jesus! Eww ugh!
Oh bleh, shit!
Oh, ugh! Oh, not again!
Somebody. Anybody. Everybody. Help!!!!
Hey! Hey! I could use some help over here!
Hey! I need some help over here!
Anyone out there?
Can anyone hear me?
I need some help in here!
Hey guys! Don't leave me behind!
Don't leave me in here!
Help! Get me out of here!
Help! Help! Help get me out of here!
Hey! Anybody out there?!
I need to get out of here!
Smoker's GOT ME!!!
Help! Smoker has me!
[Choking]
[Choking]
[Choking]
[Choking]
Close the door.
Can we close that door?
Let's close that door.
Someone want to close that door?
Okay, well close the door now!
Well close the door now!
We should close that door.
We oughta close the door.
[Coughing from smoke]
[Coughing from smoke]
[Coughing from smoke]
[Coughing from smoke]
[Coughing from smoke]
[Coughing from smoke]
[Coughing from smoke]
Stop guys, I have to heal.
Cover me, I'm going to patch myself up.
Watch out for a second, I have to heal.
Cover me please.
Healing! Cover me!
One of you fine gentlemen want to cover me while I heal?
Can someone cover me? I have to use this kit.
I hope I'm doing this right.
With my luck, I'm just going to make it worse.
[Short quick death scream]
[Loud painful death scream]
Chest paddles here.
Defibrillator here.
Defib unit here.
Got some chest paddles.
Got a defib unit.
Got a defib unit.
Clear!
Come on!
Come ON!
Come on DAMNIT WORK!
Please work. Please, please work.
So that's what being dead feels like.
I do believe I owe you one.
Aggghthat frigging HURTS!
[being shocked]
Whoa.
[gasp for breath]
Okay, okay, oh god, this was a MISTAKE!
I have no idea why I thought this would go better.
Well shit, guess you are the last man on earth.
Ellis, sweetie, can this wait?
What are you doing? GO!
Come on, come on, let's move!
Come on, come on, let's move!
Well, go!
Go go go!
Go!
GO!
No time to stop, go.
Keep moving.
Keep going.
Explosive rounds here!
Explosive rounds here!
Explosive rounds here!
Frag rounds here!
Grabbin' some frag rounds!
Deploying explosive rounds!
Deploying explosive rounds!
Hey, c'mon, this way!
Come on, this way!
This way!
Follow me this way.
Follow me.
That better have been an accident!
Try shooting some damn zombies!
Okay, you have some serious issues with that gun!
Have you lost your mind?
Oh no you didn't just shoot me!
Hey!
Stop shooting me!
What the hell are you doing?
ow! HEY!
What is up with you shooting me?
Watch it!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, seriously?
Watch where you're shooting!
STOP IT!
Oh sweet Jesus, you shot me!
Somebody shot me!
Did you shoot me?
Who in the hell just shot me?
Stop shooing me!
DO NOT SHOOT ME!
STOP SHOOTING ME!
Who in the hell shot me?
We cannot be shooting each other!
Don't make me get ugly with you!
Who do you think you are shootin' me?
Okay, I can not believe that you just shot me?
Hey! What's your name. Don't shoot me!
Dude, don't shoot me!
Hey - in the suit, STOP SHOOTING ME!
Whoa, whoa! Shoot the Tank!
Shoot the Tank!
Ugh, shoot the tank, not me!
Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm okay.
I think I'm okay.
Guess I feel all right.
Don't worry about me.
I'm good.
Is it bad?
I don't know, get me up.
Oh shit, I don't know.
Well how do I look?
Is it bad?
I'm a little bit of a mess.
This is great, nah, this is great. I'm good.
Blah blah blah, just please get me up.
Does my hair look good?
I have no idea.
I don't know, bad?
You tell me!
Shitty.
Broke.
Okay I guess.
I've been better.
Okay this was a mistake.
Okay, this seriously hurts.
Okay, okay that one hurt.
Girl, you should have stayed with Jacob. (to self)
By the beard of Zeus this hurts!
Son of a bee-sting. this hurts.
This is not happening, This is not happening. This is not happening. (to self)
Did this ever seem like a good idea?
Knights of Columbus this hurts.
I am too young to feel this old.
This is not going well.
One of you fellas want to carry the cute girl?
I think I really hurt something.
Anyone else feel like crap right now?
This is some grim shit we got ourselves into.
This is some grim shit we got ourselves into.
Something's got to break our way.
So this is how it's going to be.
Movin' as fast as I can.
Sorry guys, I can't go any faster.
Going as fast as I can.
Girl, you should have stayed at home. (to self)
You have got to be kidding me.
I got a plan, let's kill all the zombies. Sound good?
Tonight's top story, Rochelle isn't going to make it.
In case anyone is wondering, I am about to die!
I am too young and too beautiful to die.
I need to find some health.
In case anyone is wondering, I am about to die!
Ahhhh! What is this shit?
Get out of this goo.
Get out of the goo.
Damn this stuff hurts.
Ow! Move!
Oh Jesus, this zombie spits burning shit!
BURNING SHIT!
Don't step in this shit!
Charger's got me!
This thing's crushing me!
I'm gettin' my ass beat!
Shoot it! Shoot it!
You gotta shoot this thing!
Shoot it! Shoot it! Shoot this thing!
Don't bash, shoot!
It's killing me! Shoot it!
I ain't playin' with this thing, HELP!
GET THIS THING OFF ME!!!
I CAN"T SEE! THIS THING IS ON ME!!
HELP!!
GET THIS THING OFF MY HEAD!!!
AGH! LET GO! LET GO! LET GO!
LET GO! LET GO! LET GO!
IT'S ON MY FACE!
OH! IT'S, IT'S ON MY FACE!
Holy shit, that thing's riding him!
That things riding him!
SMOKER'S GOT ME!!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
NO!
No!
No, No...
NO, NO!!!!!!!!
no, No, No, NO!!!!!!!!
What the hell?!?!
Something grabbed me!
I'm gettin' pulled!
OH shit! What the hell is going on?!?!
GRENADE!
Throwing a pipe bomb.
Throwing a Molotov.
MOLOTOV COMING!
PIPE BOMB OUT!
FIRE COMING!
GRENADE!
Grenade launcher here!
Grenade launcher here!
Got a grenade launcher.
Got a grenade launcher.
Grenade launcher.
Oh, I like this.
Shit, you gotta quit moving so I can heal you.
Quit fussing and let me heal you.
Stand still or I am going to mess this up.
Stop moving so I can heal you.
Keep shooting, I can heal you.
Stand still boy, healing you.
I'll heal you! Don't stop shooting,
Hold on!
I'm healing you.
Careful I can hear a boomer.
Boomer's around.
Careful I hear a boomer.
Careful there's a charger around.
I hear a charger.
Watch out, charger!
Watch out, charger!
Careful there's a charger around.
Ahhh SHIT TANK!!!
TANK! Light it up!
TANK!
Tank! Tank!
I hear a Hunter.
Careful, a Hunter's around.
Oaohhh, hunter. (disgusted)
There's a Hunter out there.
A hunter's around, don't get pounced.
I hear a Hunter.
I hear a jockey.
Oh shit, I hear a jockey.
I hear one of those little things.
Jockey around.
Uh oh, I hear one of those, what do you call it? A jockey?
There's a Smoker around here.
Careful, Smoker.
I hear a smoker.
Oh lord, not another smoker.
Careful, Smoker.
That doesn't sound right.
Okay, that doesn't sound right.
I don't like the sound of that.
Oh what the hell is that!?
There were reports of stuff worse than zombies.
You hear that? Some of these things mutated.
Spitter around.
I hear a spitter.
I hear one of those spitter things.
Spitter around.
I hear a spitter.
I hear one of those spitting things.
HOLY SHIT! WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT??!!
WE GOTTA FIGHT THAT THING?!!?
SHOOT IT SHOOT IT!!
That sounds like a Witch.
I hear a witch crying.
I'm gonna give that witch something to cry about.
Listen up, a witch!
She doesn't sound happy.
What the hell's with that crying?
We should steer clear of her.
For the love of god, someone help me!!!
Damn, I need some help!
Ohhh I need some help!
Help me!
Help!
Help!
Gentlemen, I need some help!
Come on guys, I need some help!
Hunter's got Coach!
Hunter on Coach!
Hunter's got Ellis!
Hunter on Ellis!
Hunter's got Nick!
Hunter's on Nick!
That thing's on him!
Get that thing off him!
Woo - haha, we are kickin' it!
We're really doing this!
We kicked some ass.
We kick ass, yes we did. Woo!
Alright, this party is over.
Woo! We are going to make it!
Shit, we re all right!
Woo - we are doing all right.
Okay. We can do this, we can do this.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah.
Ha! Oh yeah, oh yeah!
Thanks to you guys, I am the baddest woman alive!
Woo! Keep that up and we are out of here!
Come on hurry up!
C'mon, get the lead out!
Would you hurry up?
C'mon, let's go!
[pain noise - loud major pain]
[pain noise - loud major pain]
[pain noise - loud major pain]
[pain noise - loud major pain]
[pain noise - huh]
[pain noise - ahh]
[pain noise - oy]
[pain noise - ugh]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
I'm here.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I got your back.
Yeah, boy, I got your back.
I'm here. Let's go.
I'm down!
Boys, I'm down!
Shit, I'm down.
Ah, I'm down!
AHHHHH [terrified yell]
AHHHHH [terrified yell]
AHHHHH [terrified yell]
AHHHHH [terrified yell]
Incendiary ammo here!
Incendiary ammo here!
Grabbin' incendiary ammo!
I'm not playing now.
Let's get a little bonfire going.
Deploying incendiary ammo!
Everyone grab some incendiary ammo!
Everyone grab some incendiary ammo!
Deploying incendiary ammo!
They're coming!
Get ready!
Here they come!
Ah, it's on now!
Party time!
Time to kick some ass.
Incoming!
This is it!
Got it!
Taken care of.
That was mine.
Dead.
Got 'em.
Got 'em.
Kicked it.
Kicked it's ass.
Turn your flashlight off.
Everyone, lights out.
Kill your light.
Lights off.
Lights out!
Flashlights out!
Turn off that light *quiet* NOW.
Laser sights here.
Laser sights here.
Laser sights here.
Short laugh
Hearty Laugh
Short laugh
Hearty Laugh
Short laugh
Short laugh
Sure, you lead.
Sure, lead. on
Lead on.
Alright, I'll follow you.
Go on, I'll keep up.
I'm right behind you.
Go on, I'll keep up.
I'm right behind you.
Lead on.
'Kay, go ahead.
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANT TO DIE - HELP!
I'M OVER HERE!
I'M ABOUT TO FALL!
I'm FALLING!
HELP ME UP!
HEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Guys, I can't hang on much longer.
Don't even think of leaving me here!
I can't hang on here all day!
For the love of god, someone needs to pull me up!
Woah
Woah
Woah woah woah
While I am the best looking girl hanging on this ledge... I wish I wasn't. Hanging on a ledge I mean.
I could use a hand here!
Can someone help me?
Damsel in distress over here.
HEY! I uh... kinda slipped!
You look like a fool hanging there, let me help you up.
Hang on boy I'm not going to let you fall.
Don't worry. No way I'm going to leave you hanging.
Hang on baby I'm not going to let you fall.
Yeah, uh, did this seem like a good idea to you at sometime? Let me help you up.
Over there!
Over there!
Look!
Look!
Over there!
Look!
Look over here!
Look at this.
Check this shit out.
Whoa, check this shit out.
Look here.
Look out!
Watch out!
Heads up!
Helloooo?
Helloooo?
Anyone out there?
Can you guys here me?
Where is everyone?
HELL yeah!
Machete here.
Got a machete.
Got a machete.
Chainsaw here.
Chainsaw here.
Got a chainsaw.
Nightstick here.
Nightstick here.
Grabbing a nightstick.
Guitar here.
Guitar here.
Guitar here.
Grabbing a guitar.
Katana here.
Katana here.
Grabbing a katana.
Grabbing a crowbar.
Grabbing a crowbar.
Crowbar.
Cricket bat here.
Cricket bat here.
Got a cricket bat.
Through here!
Through there!
This way!
In here!
Down here!
Through this window!
Let's go through here!
Through this door!
Through that gate!
Up this ladder!
Over this fence!
We can cross here!
We can get up here!
There's a safe room up there!
Press the button!
I hit it!
Over this door!
Jump down there!
Back through the field!
We can take the elevator back up!
UP this pipe!
Back down the stairs!
We can cross on that tank!
Cross here!
This flooded fast.
It's all flooded.
STORM!
STORM'S COMING!
OH, STORM'S STARTING!
STAY CLOSE!
I can't see a damn thing.
There's the sign! We're almost outta here!
Can we get going?
Time to get going.
Come on, lets go!
We need to get going.
Let's go.
Coach!
Coach!
Coach!
Coach!
Coach!
Coach!
Hey Big Guy!
Big Guy!
Big Guy!
Big Guy!
Ellis!
Yo, Ellis!
Ellis!
Ellis!
Hey Hee-Haw!
Suit.
Fancy man.
Suit.
Suit.
Fancy man.
Hey, fancy man.
Hey sharp dresser.
Hey sharp dresser.
Youngin!
Little Guy.
Dude!
Yo, dude!
Hey, Little Guy.
Hey, Little Guy.
Yo, youngin!
Hey, youngin!
Hey, dude!
Hey, dude!
Hey, Little Guy.
Yo, youngin!
Yo, dude!
Nick!
Hey suit!
Nicolas!
Hey, Nick!
Nick!
Yo, Nick!
Nick!
Nick!
Yeah!
Kick ass!
Helllo!
You're all right!
Oh shut up.
Oh no you didn't.
You're on fire.
That was cool.
Alright, kick ass!
You are on fire today.
Hey, nice job.
Oh, Hell yeah.
Nice work.
Nice shot.
Cool.
Great shot!
Nice shot!
Good one!
Nice shot coach.
Ugh, smells like a dirty old white suit that hasn't been drycleaned in a month.
Oh no.
I don't think so.
Uh, no.
Oh please.
Oh please.
Boy, no way.
NO!
Seriously, no.
No, no, no no.
No, no, no no.
No thank you.
No.
Ohhhhh.
Oh yeah.
Now I'm feelin' right!
Oh yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about!
Whoo! Alll better now!
That's better!
Yeah, that'll help.
Ahhh. Ooohh.
Oh yeah!
Better!
[Improv non-verbal pleasure & interest sounds]
[Improv non-verbal pleasure & interest sounds]
Nooooo oo ooo ohhhhh.
Damnn...
Oh this is bad...
Oh shit!
Sweet Jesus!
Sweet Lincoln's mullet!
Mother of Mercy.
Well this just sucks.
Blarg!
Can just one goddamn thing go right?
We are in some deep shit!
Holy shit!
We are in some deep shit!
Could this really get any worse? I don't think so.
We do not have time for this shit.
We don't have time for this shit.
Goddamnit!
Can just one more goddamn thing go wrong?
Argghh! (disgusted)
Jesus Christ!
Reloading!
Reloading!
I'm Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading.
Reloading.
Wait, reloading.
I'm reloading.
Reloading.
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading here!
I'm no nurse, but you look pretty messed up. Go down again and that's it.
You scared the shit out of me. Thought that was it for you. One more time down and it will be.
Do you know what that is? I think it used to be inside you. Go down again and it won't matter.
You're scaring the shit out of me. You go down one more time and that's it for you.
I'm going to get you on your feet, but we need to get you fixed up or you aren't going to make it.
You gotta stop ending up down here. This is no way to stay alive.
What in the hell have you gone and done now? Get up.
Oh please, get up, you are going to be fine, come on come on.
The big guy upstairs isn't ready to take you yet. Lets get you on your feet.
You're gonna have to suck it up. We need you for a little bit longer.
Ah baby, can't have you down there, let me help you up on your feet.
No time for this now, we have to keep moving. Let's get you up.
Can't stay down there forever. Let me get you up on your feet.
If I didn't know any better, I would think you were trying to kill yourself. Get up now!
Don't worry, you'll be fine. Let's get you back up on your feet.
What's up with you down there? Come on, let's get you up.
OH MAN! I mean, uh, I mean you look fine. Don't worry. Let's get you up.
Come on now, we don't have time for all this laying around.
You coming or you just gonna lay there all day? Let's get you up.
You okay?
How are you feeling?
Can you make it?
How bad is it?
What's up?
Are you done laying around now?
Ready to get up?
What's up with that?
So what is wrong with you?
Can you make it?
Oh come on. You can make it.
Can't you suck it up?
Does it hurt as bad as it looks?
What's up with you?
Are you crying?
Alright, you cool?
You good?
Ah, you going to be okay.
You going to be okay?
What ya doin' down there?
Can you man up?
Well let's go.
Up and at 'em.
Come on get up.
Up we go.
See you're fine.
Yeah, you look fine now.
Nothing to worry about.
You had me worried there.
Come on, we can't lose you.
Oh, I knew you'd be okay.
The picture of health.
Good as new.
You're good, you're good.
Come on, Come on, GET YOUR ASS UP!
Get up, NOW!
Look, we have to get going, come on.
Hell if I am carrying you, GET UP!
Oh shit! Just get up, get up!
Come on! Come on! On your feet!
Get up! Get up! Get up!
Get up! Get up! Get up!
Safe house ahead.
Safe house up here.
Safe house this way!
I see a safe house this way!
Safe house up ahead!
Oh, a safe house up ahead!
AGH! GET IT...
OFF OF ME!
GET IT OFF!
Agh!
GET IT OFF OF ME!
Agh!
GET OFF!
GET OFF! GET OFF!
GET OFF!
AHH, GET IT...
GET IT... GET OFF!
GET OFF! GET OFF!
GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!
Are these things bulletproof?
Spin them around and shoot them in the back!
That clown's attracting a horde!
Somebody shut up that clown!
Kill the clown!
Kill the clown!
The clown's attracting a horde!
Great. Infected in hazmat suits.
Fireproof zombies. Hooray!
Shit. I think these guys are fireproof.
Okay, now what the hell are these things?
Shoot the Mudmen!
Shoot the Mudmen!
Mudmen!
Sorry.
You can blame that one on me.
Sorry about that.
Okay that was a mistake.
Sorry.
Guilty, sorry!
Oh I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Ammo!
Ammo here!
Ammo here!
Ammo here!
Ammunition!
First Aid Kit here!
First Aid Kit!
First Aid here!
First Aid!
There's a first aid kit here.
Pipebomb here.
There's a pipebomb here.
Pipe bomb.
Pills for me.
Pills here!
Pills here!
Pills!
Weapons over here!
Weapons over here!
All right weapons!
We have guns here!
Stay close!
Let's try to stay together.
Stay together everyone.
Stick together!
Stick together!
Get your asses inside.
What in the hell are you doing out there? Get inside!
Get inside!
Everyone inside!
Everyone, in here!
You should heal up.
Heal up!
We should heal.
Heal if you need to!
Heal up!
We should heal.
Hey old man, heal up.
Hey coach, you should use that health kit.
Time to heal up coach.
Ellis baby, time to heal up.
Ellis honey, you should use your first aid.
Ellis, come on heal up already.
Nick, you might want to heal now.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em Nick.
Nick, you might want to heal now.
Nick. Healing time.
Gonna miss you Coach.
Do you think Coach was his first or last name?
Goodbye coach?
Damn, didn't even get to know you coach.
Ellis, what did you go and do?
Oh Ellis, Ellis, Ellis....
Oh Ellis, I am going to miss you.
Not much to say my friend, goodbye.
Gonna miss our little mechanic.
Ahh Nick, at least you are dressed for a funeral.
Goodbye Nick, going to miss you.
I'll try this rifle.
Taking the rifle.
Rifle for me.
Taking the shotgun.
Going with the shotgun.
Shotgun for me.
Grabbing first aid.
First Aid Kit.
Nothing to see - no health kit here.
Axe me a question, I dare you? (laughingly)
Axe!
No one better make a crack about me in the kitchen.
This will work.
Frying pan!
Gonna wack something with this.
I know what to do with this.
Oh yeah, gonna wack some heads.
Yeah, this is what I'm talking about.
Oh, I know what to do with this.
Oh yeah, gonna wack some heads.
This is what I'm talking about.
Gonna wack something with this.
Momma told me not to play with fire, but...
I'm grabbing a Molotov.
Molotov!
Fire time.
I can use these pills.
We're going to need these.
We might need these. (inward)
I got these pills.
Grabbing a pipe bomb.
Pipe bomb!
Grabbing the pistol!
Pistol!
Double pistols.
Grabbing a pistol.
I'll try this shotgun.
Shotgun.
I'll take the shotgun.
I'm going to try this scope out..
I'll snipe.
A machinegun.
I'll take this one.
Oh, Jesus, sweet Jesus get this thing off me!
Get him off me! Get him off me!
Kill him! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! KILL HIM! OH GOD KILL HIM!
Kill him! KILL HIM!
Can't you see he is crushing me?!?!
Who's barking now?
Oh hell yes!
What's up with that?
Yeah right.
Yeah, thats right. [grim, determined]
Forget about it.
Ohhh shut up!
Did you seriously think that was a good idea?
What is going on inside that head of yours?
JESUS! We are on the same team here!
What the?
Thanks for that.
Hey, thanks!
Thanks!
Thanks I owe you one.
Thanks.
Thanks Ellis, I guess I will keep you.
Look at you Nick, you have a heart, A HEART OF GOLD!
Help is coming, hang on!
Hold on, I'm coming!
I'm on the way!
Hang in there, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
Hang in there a few more seconds.
Woah, that was close!
Okay, that was a little too close.
Did we all make it, OH YES WE DID!
Woah, that was close!
That was close.
Live and in the flesh!
All bark, no bite!
We made it uh huh. We made it oh yeah (sung)
Whoa, that's about as close as I like to cut it.
We're going to have to do better.
We almost didn't make it.
I KNOW we can do better than that.
What happened to us?
Wait here!
Okay, wait here!
Let's stop.
Break time.
BOOMER!
BOOMER!
BOOMER!
OH SHIT, FAT GUY!
BIG GUY!
FAT GUY!
BIG GUY!
OH, THERE'S A FAT GUY!
BARF BAG!
BARF BAG!
Be Careful.
Careful.
Careful, guys.
CHARGER!
CHARGER!
CHARGER!
ONE OF THOSE CHARGING THNGS!
ONE OF THOSE CHARGING THNGS!
ONE OF THOSE CHARGING THNGS!
HUNTER!
HUNTER!
HUNTER!
ONE OF THOSE POUNCING THINGS!
HOODIE!
HOODIE BASTARD!
JUMPER!
LEAPER!
They call them Hunters.
Just never saw one before.
JOCKEY!
JOCKEY!
SMOKER!
SMOKER!
SMOKER!
TONGUE GUY!
TONGUE!
ONE OF THOSE SMOKNG GUYS!
ONE OF THOSE SMOKNG GUYS!
TONGUE GUY!
TONGUE!
SPITTER!
SPITTER!
SPITTER!
GREEN GUY!
CRAZY NECK!
GREEN GUY!
Incoming!
Goooooo!!!!!!
Heads up! Goo!
Heads up! Goo!
Goooooo incoming!!!!!
TANK!
TANK!
TANK!
TANK!
Why can't that thing be on our side?
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S THAT?!?!
OH GODDAMN that things big!
HOLY SHIT WHAT'S THAT?!?!
WITCH!
WITCH!
WITCH!
WITCH!
They're behind us!
Behind us!
Behind us guys!
My bad, my bad, my bad!
Out of my way!
Out of my way!
Kill the damn thing!
Kill the damn thing!
Shoot her! Shoot her!
Shit! She's on my ass!
My bad!
My bad, my bad, my bad!
Ummm guys, that witch is getting mad.
Who's pissing off the witch?
Leave that witch alone!
Get away from the witch.
Leave that witch alone!
There's the bridge You sure they're going to be there?
I'm just happy to be off the boat.
With our luck that is actually just a bridge monster.
We're here. Crescent City,. I'll tell you now. I 'm not showing anyone my tits.
What's that smell?
There's the freeway!
Looks like they were routing people through here.
Down here.
Through here.
Over here.
HEYYYYY! COME BACK!
COME BACK! WE'RE STILL HERE!
OVER HERE! COME BACK!
THERE'S STILL PEOPLE HERE! COME BACK! PLEASE!
Guys, now's not the time for a pissing contest. The building's on fire. Let's get off this roof while we still can
Good enough for me. Let's grab some weapons and get out of here.
Mall it is. But first, let's grab something to defend ourselves with.
I can't believe I'm stranded in Savannah.
Oh shit, they did NOT just leave us on this roof!
Oh, I think there's an evac station in the mall.
I been hearing about.things. You know what, nevermind. But grab a weapon, trust me.
I think those things are down there, grab a weapon.
If we stay together and keep our heads, we can get out of this.
We should take some weapons. I work in the news and the news says we should definitely take some weapons.
I don't know, since this all seems to be true, trust me, when I say we should grab any weapon we can find.
Alright, sounds like a plan.
I'm gonna have to agree.
Okay, this man's talking some sense. Let's get out of here.
These. don't look like people.
Zombies. Holy shit. They're real.
You hear about them, but until you see them.
What the hell is this thing?
Okay. Now I'm killing zombies.
I heard Atlanta already fell.
I work for a news station, we'd HEARD about the east coast, but. Jesus. I didn't know it was this bad.
Hey, look at this map. We need to get to New Orleans, FAST.
New Orleans is all that's left.
Reports were really fragmented, CEDA never told anyone it was this bad.
I think CEDA should have been telling us do more than wash our hands.
A gun STORE? For the first time in my life, that sounds good.
A whole store full of guns? You're talking MY language, Coach.
A whole store? Full of guns? You are talking MY language, Ellis.
So long as there's zombies trying to kill me he is.
Well, no, not usually. But for now? Yes.
Ehum not normally, it's complicated.
Okay, no, normally I hate guns. But I. think I hate zombies more.
Great, we're heading the right way to the mall.
Jump onto the truck!
Over the dumpster!
This whole city looks abandoned.
CEDA'd better be at that mall.
Oh. my. GOD.
Oh sweet jesus look at all of these guns.
Would you LOOK at all these guns?
Now, this one can kill some zombies.
Yeah, you are going to kill some zombies with me.
Are all these free?
Woo! I LOVE this gun!
I am in love with this gun.
Oh, this is my new favorite.
Alright, sir. We'll go get you your snacks. But you better not try to weasel out of this.
Sir, if you let me keep this gun? I'll go get you anything you need.
Grab the cola!
I got the cola, let's get back!
Alright, I got Whitaker's cola! Let's go!
I got the cola!
Grabbing the cola!
Barrier's down! Let's get to the mall.
There goes the barrier! Let's get out of here.
[whisper] Shit, I think I accidentally grabbed diet cola. We should go. Hey, thanks Whitaker!
Damn. That man knows how to clear a path.
Oh, thank god, the mall!
Okay. Evacuation centers aren't usually this quiet.
Alright. So. it's a bit quiet. I still say we should check it out.
Okay, so-it's a little deserted. There might still be an evac deeper in.
Amen.
Lord, have mercy on Coach and spare the food court.
Up this escalator!
Down that escalator!
Anybody know who the race car guy is?
Jimmy Gibbs Jr.. Yay.
Get ready! The alarm is gonna sound.
Keep going!
We have to turn off that alarm!
Someone turn off the alarm!
Got it!
Holy SHIT, was that annoying!
Unngh. There's nobody here.
Oh, damn it, I knew it.
We're not getting rescued here, are we?
I'm not getting a strong "we're getting rescued" vibe here.
Guys? This does NOT look good.
No one is going to be rescuing us today.
It's all on us. No one is going to be rescuing us today.
Looks like a safe room up ahead!
Okay. Anybody got any ideas?
What's on your mind, Ellis?
Are we talking about this Jimmy Gibbs guy? His car's here?
Are we talking about Jimmy Gibbs Jr?
Well, it's a plan. I don't know if it's a GOOD plan. But it IS a plan.
Any other ideas?
OK, so plan A is we go find this car. Plan b is we. wait here in this mall and die.
I had that idea first.
Dibs on Gibbs!
Find some gas, guys!
As soon as these doors open, get ready to run.
Comeoncomeoncomeon come on.
Please get in the tank, please please please.
Hurry up, hurrrry upppp.
Come onnnn, come onnnnnn.
Filling it up here!
Filling it up here!
I got this one!
Come on, let's go! Find a gas can!
Let's get this car gassed up!
We need more gas!
We still need more gas!
Halfway there!
Almost there!
We still need ten more!
We still need five more!
Just three more!
Just two more!
One more can to go!
We're all filled up, let's go!
Car's full let's go!
Hit it, Ellis!
Woooo!
Punch it! Punch it!
Well, the ride was nice while it lasted.
Oh man... they were attacked in their cars.
Down here!
Search the rooms.
Through this room.
Woohoo! Hang on!
That was almost fun.
Climbing back up this hill is not near as much fun as sliding down.
Maybe someone is still here?
These abandoned cars go on for MILES.
You guys see those searchlights? I say we head there.
Down this off ramp!
I'm guessing that's Whispering Oaks.
Highway's blocked! We can cut through this motel!
Don't forget to search the rooms.
Watch, it guys. This hill looks pretty steep.
Whispering Oaks! We made it!
Umm.. guys, this is the lady's room.
We should head towards those searchlights.
I wish I could be that happy.
He is making the best of a bad situation.
Ah, to hell with it. Woo! KIDDIE LAND!
Woo!
Gate's open!
Agh! Too loud! Somebody shut it down!
TURN IT OFF!!
Whew! It's off.
This is the most RELAXING safe room I've ever been in.
Gee, my bedroom was painted like this when I was a kid. [beat] Baby blue. I think my dad wanted a boy.
The air duct of love.
Down that hole!
We'll have to get this gate opened up!
We gotta turn that alarm off!
Somebody turn off that alarm!
Follow the tracks, guys!
Alarm's off!
I'm starting it!
A helicopter!
Huh. That's pretty smart, Coach.
And that'll signal the chopper pilot! Coach, that's brilliant! I'm sorry about all the bad stuff I said about your crappy band.
When I hit this tape deck, it's all gonna start. Get ready, guys!
Hit the lights!
Lights!
Turn on the lights!
Woo! Yes! There's the chopper!
There's the chopper!
It worked! The chopper is here!
He sees us!
Coach, you are the smartest man ALIVE!
It worked! God BLESS your bad taste in music, Coach!
Coach's crazy idea worked!
Let's go! Get to the helicopter!
Everybody get to the chopper!
Well, we aren't CEDA or the military, so I guess we're welcome.
When they say stay out, I'm sure they mean someone else.
Do you think they put this sign up before or after the infection?
Hope the swamp people don't mind us visiting.
Hm. Friendly bunch.
Let's visit, they seem nice.
Earl's Gator Village? This just keeps getting better.
Yeah, let's just cut through the gator park and visit the crazy militants in the swamp. Sound good?
I'm just askin' but are we sure this is the best route?
We should search the houses for supplies.
Looks like they all headed to the village - deeper in the swamp. Great.
Activate the ferry.
Okay, let's get ready and then call the ferry.
I'm calling the ferry.
Ferry's coming.
Ferry's almost here!
Okay, get on the ferry!
Everyone on the ferry!
Time to ride the ferry!
Everyone, get on the ferry!
Get on the boat!
Everyone, get on the boat!
Alright, get on the boat!
Everyone on the boat!
Okay, get on the boat! Time to ride the boat!
So, umm... Do you guys know anything about the swamps?
So what do you think is going to kill us? Zombies, gators, snakes, bugs or the swamp people?
Yeah, I forgot about that.
What? Blood farmers? Boy, what in the hell are you talking about?
Sorry I asked...
Ellis, does your tattoo mean anything?
You had real forsight to get that tattooed.
Well if anyone could survive this, it would be people who live like this.
Nick, what do you think the odds are that the swamp people are still alive?
Not zombies.
Sound about right.
Does anyone have any bug spray?
We have to find the main river.
Okay, stay on the walkway.
Careful this doesn't look safe.
Should we go right or left?
Should we go right or straight?
Does anyone know which way we should go?
Should we go right or left?
Hey Ellis, that's a bathtub. You ever seen one before?
Fair enough.
Get back on the walkway!
Shit! The walkway collapsed.
Let's get up the ladder!
Come on, up on the walkway!
Get on the walkway!
We can go to the right.
They have planks down over here.
To the drainage pipe!
Safehouse in the drainage ditch!
I can see a light!
That's an encouraging sign, they have power.
Hey, I can see a light!
HE WAS FLYING THE HELICOPTER
That's true. If I had a pick a low point in the flight, it was probably when he stopped flying the chopper and attacked us.
Anyone know where we are?
They actually have to put a sign up to stop people from swimming in the gator park? All right...
No swimming in the gator park. Fair enough.
The white suit with zombie brains all over it? That one?
I dunno. Maybe?
No indoor plumbing
WOW! Gate's open!
Holy shit, there really are mud people!
Watch out for the mudders!
Mud people!
Mud people!
I am sick to death of this mud!
Okay, enough with the mud already.
I guess this is where the drain pipe drained....
Okay, this is creepy.
It's dry over here.
Holy shit, a downed plane!
Zombies hit mid-flight I guess.
You are kidding me, the only way forward is through an emergency door.
I've always wanted to do this.
Do you think the slides will activate?
Okay, I'm opening the door!
Okay, get ready, once we open the door this alarm will sound!
Open the door.
Only way is through this door.
Screw it, why not, open the door.
What the hell, open the door.
I am sick of the swamp.
Oh, my feet are never gonna dry.
Good thing I'm wearing boots.
Dry land ahead!
Hey, lights ahead!
This way!
Hey, the village is this way!
Lights are on! Hello!!??!?!
Maybe people are here!
More lights!
Okay, if they have power...
Hellooo!!! Helloooo!!! We aren't CEDA!!
They really walled themselves off!
They look dug in, maybe they're alive!
Hello, hello - swamp people are you there?
Anyone there! Help!
Hello!
Hey! Help!
I don't see anyone.
We can get through up here.
There's a safe house in that shack!
Through this house!
Ahh shit, they didn't make it.
Goddamnit, the swamp people are zombies.
Oh zombie swamp people, I'm sorry I gotta shoot you.
We should look around and see if they left supplies.
We need to head to the river.
Time to leave this village.
We heard reports the virus spread through mammals but...
Better safe than sorry I guess.
We aren't going to find anyone here.
There's stairs!
See the stairs?
Stay on the walkway!
Back here!
The path continues through here.
There's a path.
Use the planks.
Okay, we need to lower this bridge.
Only way over is this bridge.
Only way over is this walkway.
Someone lower this walkway.
Lower the walkway.
Lower the bridge!
Get ready, I'm lowering the bridge.
Get ready, I'm lowering the bridge.
Okay, bridge coming down!
Bridge coming down!
We can cross.
It's down, let's go!
Okay, try and keep out of the water.
Stay up here where it's dry.
Through this house.
Plantation is right up here!
There's the grounds!
We just need to get in here!
Let's head down this road.
Down here.
There's the plantation house!
Go up the scaffolding.
Let's try the radio.
Run to the boat!
To the boat! To the boat!
We're at the plantation house.
This should be easy.
We just need to grab some diesel.
Next gas: two miles. Well, shit.
Uh oh. It's raining.
We're gonna be coming back through here, so keep an eye out for the landmarks.
Through this playground!
Through that playground!
We can cut through this garage sale!
Now that is nasty wreck.
We're not going any farther on this road.
We can head through the sugar mill.
Rain's really comin' down.
It's really starting to pour.
The water's starting to pool.
Uh, does it flood around here?
How many goddamn witches are there?
Up that ramp!
Hey! There's the gas station!
We can take that elevator down to the field.
ELEVATOR'S HERE!
COME ON! INTO THE ELEVATOR!
KEEP MOVING! JUST HEAD FOR THE SIGN!
HEAD FOR THE SIGN!
KEEP MOVING!
Says here the gas is inside.
Let's go get it.
There's gas in the safe room!
Close the door and lets get the gas.
Alright. Everybody got a gas can? I do not want to make this trip twice.
How bad do these storms get?
Stick to high ground!
We can get across on the rooftops!
There's that porch light we passed on the way in.
There's that garage sale!
The playground! We're almost outta here!
Yeah, that might work.
Sign is on!
Virgil better be watching!
LET'S GET TO THE BOAT!
GET TO THE BOAT!
And let's go!
TURN OFF THE ALARM!
KEEP RUNNING!
GET TO THE ALARM!
TURN IT OFF!
Got it!
Careful, alarm cars everywhere.
Everyone, just watch where you shoot.
There's the bridge!
What are they doing!?
We need to keep moving.
That was close.
Something tells me they're not checking for survivors anymore.
Let's move.
Somebody want to grab that radio?
Hello?
Sorry for using the radio, but we are four survivors on the bridge.
Four survivors on the bridge.
This is someone who could use some help.
We are not infected.
Yeah, yes, yes we are immune.
We're on our way. Thank you.
We'll be there. Wait for us.
Get to the chopper!
Get to the chopper!
Shit! This way's blocked!
We've gotta get around this fire!
The fire's spreading!
The fire's spreading!
Elevator's out!
We need to find the stairs!
Out here on the ledge!
Get out to the ledge!
It's safe on the ledges.
Thank god, I was getting tired.
Got a magnum!
Magnum here!
Search those rooms. Might be something we can use.
This elevator works!
Push the button!
I don't like this. Get ready.
My name's Rochelle. I produce a news show.
Cool.
Rochelle.
My name's Rochelle. You?
Hey. Name's Rochelle, you?
And I'm Rochelle. I admit, these are pretty crappy circumstances to meet in, but, well, you watch my back and I'll watch yours. Maybe we'll get out of this alive.
And I'm Rochelle. I haven't known you guys long but, well, it looks like I'm going to be trusting you with my life. So. hi. And thanks.
Rochelle. I work in television. WORKED in television.
I. guess my boss never thought of that.
Rochelle. I was down here covering a news story. I'm from Cleveland.
Uh. No, hard news. I've been producing segments on CEDA evacuating people.
My name's Rochelle. Give me a break, this is the first time I've shot a gun.
Rochelle. And I hear you.
Rochelle.
Thanks, you. too.
Hey, it's okay, man. We're gonna be fine. Tell me, what's your name?
How about You?
And our guns.
If we're all getting to know each other, my name's Rochelle.
I don't know, I think we should stick together, you cool with that? I'm Rochelle, what's your names?
Who'd we lose?
I think it was Ellis.
I think it was Nick.
I think he just said it was Coach.
They've been calling those boomers. For obvious reasons.
Good question, where is CEDA? I just see the military. (where is CEDA)
Don't worry Ellis, they mean the flu, not in the head. (report the sick)
Run!
Just run!
Run! Run! Run!
Just run!
Yes.
Why yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course.
Okay.
Yep.
Sure.
Sure.
You are welcome.
You are welcome.
You're welcome.
We're cool.
No problem.
Anytime.
Don't worry about it.
Don't even start.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Anything for a brother.
Anything for a brother.
No problem shorty.
No problem suit.