Nick is a 35 year old gambler and con-artist. According to some of his lines he has had a trouble past with the law and the ladies. Sarcasm is definitely a major part of his personality which makes it difficult for others to like him at first as he appears to only care about himself which isn't necessarily the case. Warming up to his fellow survivors after a while makes him a valuable member of the group.

A great amount of lines have been included by default.

These are all the lines that valve "published" for Nick so any of these files are easily usable with talker scripts.

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Adrenaline shot here!
Grabbin' a shot!
[shaking self awake]
It is more blessed to give than to receive.
Have this.
Just take this.
This is for you.
Here, I don't need this.
Take it, just take it.
Hey you, take this.
What's your name, here you go.
Take this.
Grab this.
Take it.
Stop, I have something for you.
Hang on, you need this more than me.
Hold up, you can have this.
Hold up, you can have this.
Hang on, you need this more than me.
Stop, I have something for you.
Okay, we ready?
We ready?
Ready?
Everyone ready?
We ready?
We ready?
We ready?
Ready?
Everyone ready?
We ready?
Are you guys ready?
Do you think you can handle this?
If you aren't ready, I don't want to hear it.
Back it up!
Back, back, back!
Come on back.
Back it up!
Back up.
Everyone back.
Let's get back.
Back up, back up.
YEEEAAAAH!
DIE! DIE!
SUCK ON THIS!
YEAH! DIE!
Kill the tank!
Shoot the tank!
Shoot the damn tank!
Shoot it! Shoot it!
Everyone shoot the tank!
You, SHOOT THE TANK!
KEEP SHOOTING!
Blank
Boomer bile here!
Is that a bottle of puke?
That can't be a bottle of puke, is it?
Grabbin' puke!
Grabbin' a bile jar!
Puke in the hole!
Incoming!
Fight amongst yourselves!
Ohh god damn it!
Ahhh this is some nasty shit.
God damn it! I am covered in vomit again.
I'm blind.
Goddamn it, I'm stuck in here. Get me out!
Someone want to come get me out of here?
I'm no use to anyone in here, get me out of here!
You guys out there? Come get me!
I need someone's help for just five seconds!
Can one of you people come get me, please?
I am trapped in a room!
I cannot get out of here by myself!
Come on guys, get me out of here.
You know I'm going to be a big help. Just get me out of here!
Alright, who's available to get me out of here?
Just this once I need some help.
Smoker 's got me!
[Choking]
Smoker's GOT ME!!!
Shoot the tongue! Shoot the tongue!
[Choking]
[Choking]
[Choking]
Close the door.
Close the door.
Don't forget to the close the door.
Somebody got the door?
Close the door.
Don't forget to the close the door.
Somebody got the door?
Close that door.
Close that door.
I think we should be closing doors.
Let's try closing doors behind us.
[Coughing from smoke]
[Coughing from smoke]
[Coughing from smoke]
[Coughing from smoke]
Hold up, going to heal.
Healing.
I'm gonna heal.
I gotta heal.
Healing!
Gonna heal.
Healing.
Hold up, going to heal.
Healing!
I'm gonna patch myself up.
Wait up, gonna fix myself up.
Wait! Healing!
Hang on, I'm gonna fix myself up.
Just wait a sec! Healing!
[Loud painful death scream]
[Loud painful death scream]
[Short quick death scream]
[Short quick death scream]
[Short quick death scream]
[Short quick death scream]
[Short quick death scream]
Chest paddles here.
Defibrillator here.
Got some chest paddles.
Defib unit here.
Got a defib unit.
Clear!
Come on!
Come ON!
Work, damn it...
[gasp for breath]
[gasp for breath]
[being shocked]
[being shocked]
[gasp for breath]
Agggh stop shocking me!
Alright. That was some serious shit.
Whoa...
Work, damn it...
Well shit. We're a twosome from here on out.
Looks like it's just you and me.
Ahhh SHIT!
I think we just became long shots.
We just screwed our odds.
Hey Ellis, don't let me down.
Hey, Ellis, you know all that shit I was saying? I was just joking.
Uh huh.
Ellis. Is now the best time?
Go!
GO!
GOOO!
Go go go!
Let's go. Let's go.
GO!
Let's go.
Everybody keep moving.
Just go.
Just go. Go.
Don't stop, don't stop.
Keep moving.
Explosive rounds here!
Frag rounds here!
Grabbin' some frag rounds!
Deploying frag rounds!
This way!
Over here.
Follow me.
Follow me.
Come on, this way!
Keep up.
Keep up.
Come on, this way!
Okay this way!
This way!
Over here.
Follow me.
Keep up.
Do that again and I'll bury you alive.
I don't want to hear any excuses, just stop shooting me.
STOP SHOOTING ME!
Can you stop shooting me?
You know, ot's not all right that you are SHOOTING ME!
DAMN! You suck at shooting.
Stop shooting me.
Well thank you for ventilating my suit.
You. Are. Shooting. Me.
You do realize you are shooting me right?
Shoot me again. Shoot me again, I dare you.
You want to watch where you're shooting?
Stop! Shooting me doesn't get us anywhere.
Let's not mess this up by shooting each other, okay?
Can we not shoot each other?
Question: Can we not shoot each other?
You're shooting me again.
You shoot me again, and I will drop you.
Shoot me again, I'll drop you.
Are you really going to shoot a guy in a $3000 suit? Come on!
Stop shooting me.
Do not shoot me.
Stop shooting each other.
Can we stop shooting each other?
Can we stop shooting each other?
Don't shoot each other.
Can we not shoot each other?
Can we not shoot each other, please?
You are shooting - ME!
Unless you want to be picking your teeth up off the floor, stop shooting me!
I don't know who started this shit, but lets just stop the friendly right now, 'kay?
I don't know who started this shit, 'kay? But lets just stop the friendly right now,.
Never shoot me again.
You do not want to be shooting me!
Why would you think shooting me is a good idea?
Let's try shooting zombies instead of people, okay?
Coach! Don't shoot me.
Coach! Come on.
ROCHELLE!
Ro! Just... just stop okay?
ROCHELLE!
Hey sport, watch where you're shooting!
Sweetheart? Don't shoot me.
Ellis, come on man.
Y'all wanna stop shootin me?
Not ME! Shoot the TANK!
Hey! Shoot the Tank!
The Tank, hotshot! Shoot the TANK!
Come on! Shoot the TANK, not ME.
Well, what do I look like?
I'm fine.
You tell me.
Same as always.
Not exactly great.
I'm cool, I'm cool.
I'm good, I'm good. Get me up.
Don't worry about me.
Good enough.
Fine, I'm fine, fine.
Oh I'm super. (sarcastic)
I been better.
Just get me up.
I'll be fine.
Oh I'm great, (sarcastic)
Fan-freaking-tastic, that's how I am. (sarcastic)
I'll live. Let's go.
Been better.
I've been better.
Don't worry, just get me up.
I really screwed the pooch back there.
I gotta take better care of myself.
Not dead yet, but not exactly healthy.
God damn it! God damn it. God damn it.
If I go, you guys gonna miss me.
I have seriously felt better.
Pull yourself together man, you're falling apart.
Don't worry about me, I'll be okay.
This is not how it's going to end.
I'm not dead yet!
You're going to have to do better than that to kill me!
Quit being a baby, you've felt worse after a night of drinking.
Ain't this a bitch.
God damn it I can't believe this.
Well at least I didn't catch the flu.
This is some crap
Don't worry. I'm not done yet.
I am sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Can't you see I'm limping here?
Can you see I'm limping here?
I'm trying to hurry!
I'm going as fast as I can.
What was I thinking coming down here?
Okay, all right, I can do this. I can do this.
I'm not going to die down here.
I am not dying in the middle of nowhere.
I am not going to make it much longer my friends, I am seriously screwed up.
All right, I gotta call uncle here. I need some help.
Well boys, this looks like its for me.
Doesn't this beat all. I am about to die.
Man, man... It has been a long time since I have felt this bad.
I got hit by the burning goo shit.
I got hit by the burning goo shit.
Goddamn it, I'm covered in goo.
I got hit by the burning goo shit.
Let's get out of the goo!
Get out of the goo!
Ugh, what in the hell did that thing just do?
What is this shit on me?
What am I covered in?
Charger's got me!
Kill the charger!
Shoot the charger!
Can someone shoot this goddamn thing?!?
Shoot the big guy pounding me into the ground!
Shoot him! Shoot him!
Kill this goddamn thing!
This thing is beating my ass!
Jockey's got me. (disgusted)
Shoot this thing on my back!
Kill this jockey on me!
Jockey on me!
Jockey! Jockey!
Shoot this thing off my back!
Ten bucks says he takes him to the right.
No!
No, No!
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
SMOKER'S...
...GOT ME!!
SMOKER'S GOT ME!!
No, No, NO!
NO, NO, NO!!
No!
NO!
NO, NO!
NO!!!!!!!!
What the hell?
Something's got me?!?!
What's this shit?
What the? Ahh gross shit.
Freaking tongue!?!?
GRENADE!
Throwing a pipe bomb.
Throwing a Molotov.
Fire coming.
Pipe Bomb!
Molotov!
Throwing a pipe bomb.
Throwing a Molotov.
Chase this you zombie bastards!
Lighting it up!
Pipe bomb out!
Lighting it up!
Pipe bomb out!
Grenade launcher here.
Hell yeah. Grenade launcher.
[chuckles] Time to make some zombie soup.
Got a grenade launcher.
I should probably save this for me, but - what the hell.
Let doctor Nick fix you up.
Just hang on, let me heal you.
You're a mess, stand still.
Now, don't waste this by getting pounced or something.
Hold still, I've done this before.
Quit moving around. I've seen worse.
Man up for a minute. I'm going to fix you up.
Hold still. Probably going to regret this, but let me use this on you.
Alright, don't let the other ones know I am doing this. I'm only doing it for you. (whispered)
Hold on! HOLD. ON.
We don't have time, stop moving.
Cover us while I heal you.
I'm gonna heal you. Keep shooting.
Keep 'em off us while I heal you.
Keep a lookout. I hear a boomer.
I hear a boomer.
You hear that boomer?
You hear that boomer?
You hear that boomer? Don't let him spew on you.
Boomer around. Don't shoot him if he's near me! OKAY?
Keep your eyes peeled, I hear a charger.
I hear a charger.
Charger around, get ready.
Charger around, get ready.
Do you hear that charger?
I hear a charger.
You hear that charger?
Tank! Tank!
Tank inbound!
Man up! We got a Tank!
Get ready, we got a TANK!
Hold steady, TANK!
Get ready, TANK!
You hear that hunter?
Pay attention, hunter's around.
I hear a hunter.
I can hear a jockey.
Jockey's around.
One of those little jockey bastards is around.
I can hear a jockey.
Jockey's around.
One of those little jockey bastards is around.
There's a Smoker around here.
Smoker's around.
I hear a smoker.
There's a Smoker around here.
Is someone beating a horse?
What is that? Is somebody beating a horse or what?
What in the hell is that noise?
You hear that? I guess zombies weren't bad enough.
You hear that?
Can you hear that?
What is that noise?
I have no idea what that noise is.
Something we're gonna have to kill.
Spitter around.
I hear a spitter.
There's a spitter around.
There's a spitter around.
I hear a spitter.
There's a spitter around.
I hope that's not bullet proof.
We are screwed.
Maybe if we don't move it won't see us.
Okay, that's reason to panic.
What in the hell sign of the apocalypse is that?
I hope that's not bullet proof.
What in the hell sign of the apocalypse is that?
Okay, that's reason to panic.
Maybe if we don't move it won't see us.
We are screwed.
Sounds like a witch.
Sounds like a witch.
I think I hear my ex-wife...
Everybody hear that witch?
I hear a witch.
Oh there's a sound that's familiar.
That sound is familiar.
I don't like the sound of this crying.
I don't like the sound of this crying.
A crying woman, what do you think she's sad the mall's closed?
A crying woman, you think she's sad the mall's closed?
I need some help.
I can't do this on my own, gimme some help!
Somebody want to lend me a hand, here?
Help!
Hey, over here!
Hunter's got Coach!
Hunter on Coach!
Hunter's got Ellis!
Hunter on Ellis!
Hunter on Ellis!
Hunter's got Ellis!
Zombie's got him!
Zombie's got him!
Zombie on him!
Zombie on her!
Get that zombie on her!
Hunter's got Rochelle!
Hunter on Rochelle!
We are walking through the valley of the shadow of death and kicking ass.
It may not be pretty, but we're doing this.
You guys aren't so damn bad.
What do ya know, we're going to make it.
You guys are pretty good.
Aces!
I'm starting to like you guys.
We're makin' it look EASY!
And THAT is how you do that!
We're the four riders of the goddamn apocalypse!
And THAT is how you do it!
Come on I'm in a hurry,
Come on I'm in a hurry,
Hurry it up.
Lets go, Lets go!
Move, move, move.
[pain noise - loud major pain]
[pain noise - loud major pain]
[pain noise - loud major pain]
[pain noise - loud major pain]
[pain noise - loud major pain]
[pain noise - loud major pain]
[pain noise - loud major pain]
[pain noise - huh]
[pain noise - ahh]
[pain noise - oy]
[pain noise - ugh]
[pain noise - ugh]
[pain noise - ugh]
[pain noise - ugh]
[pain noise - ugh]
[pain noise - ugh]
[pain noise - ugh]
[pain noise - ugh]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
[pain noise - short minor pain]
I'm here.
Why not? I follow you.
I'm with you.
Sure thing, let's go.
Sure, let's go.
I'm down!
I'M DOWN!
DOWN!
I'm down!
AHHHHH [terrified yell]
AHHHHH [terrified yell]
AHHHHH [terrified yell]
AHHHHH [terrified yell]
AHHHHH [terrified yell]
Fire bullets here!
Grabbin' fire bullets!
Let's start some fires, people!
Deploying fire bullets!
Everybody grab some incendiary ammo!
This is why we've got guns!
It's about to get serious!
We got inbound!
They're coming!
Here they come!
God damn, it's gettin' good.
They're coming!
Get ready!
Got it!
It's dead!
Got it!
Dead.
Got 'em.
Got 'em.
Done like dinner!
Bull's-eye.
That's a hiit.
Dead.
Hiit.
Bull's-eye.
Got it!
Lights off.
Everybody, lights off.
Kill your light.
Laser sights here.
Laser sights here.
We got some laser sights.
Hearty Laugh
Hearty Laugh
Short laugh
Short laugh
Short laugh
Short laugh
Lead on.
Lead on, McDuff.
Lead on, smart guy.
Lead on.
I'm right behind you.
Right behind you.
Yeah, you go first.
Lead on.
Right behind you.
Get your asses over here and HELP ME!
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO HELP ME UP!
Don't be leaving me here DAMNIT! HELP!
HEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPP!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
I am hanging over here!
Don't even think of leaving me here!
Could use a hand over here.
Could use some help here .
Woah
Heh!
Woah
Woah
Heh!
Guys, I seem to have slipped!
I'm hanging here.
Hey! Give me a hand.
I need a hand.
Easy there fireball. Let me get you up.
Don't worry. I'll bail your ass out of this mess.
Did you miss me? Come on, let's get you up.
I got you, just relax. Let's get you up.
Over there!
Look!
Over there!
Look!
Over there!
Look!
Look!
Check it out.
Look here.
Look at this.
Check it out.
Look here.
Look at this.
Look out!
Watch out!
Heads up!
Helloooo?
Heyyy ooooo!
Anybody hear me?
Can you guys hear me?
Helloooo?
Machete here...
Got a machete.
Chainsaw here...
Got a chainsaw.
nightstick here...
Grabbing a nightstick.
Guitar here.
Grabbing a guitar.
Ninja sword here.
Grabbing a sword.
Grabbing a crowbar.
Crowbar.
I cannot WAIT to find a crate.
Cricket bat here.
Got a cricket bat.
Gonna whack the shit outta somethin' with this.
I'm gonna whack the shit outta somethin' with this.
Niiiiice.
Through here!
This way!
In here!
Down here!
C'mon, this way!
Through this window!
Let's go through here!
Through this door!
Through this gate!
Over this fence!
We can cross here!
We can get down here!
Press the button!
I hit it!
Over this door!
There's a safe room up there!
Back through the field!
We can take the elevator back up!
Up this pipe!
Everyone back down the stairs!
We can cross over that tank!
We can get across the water here!
It's a lake down there.
Get to higher ground!
HERE COMES THE RAIN!
STORM COMING!
STAY CLOSE!
I can't see a damn thing...
There's the Ducatel sign! We're almost outta here!
Look at ya. What are we waiting for? Let's go.
Let's roll!
Time to move.
What are we waiting for? Let's go.
Let's go.
Coach!
Coach!
Coach!
Coach.
Coach.
Coach!
Coach!
Coach.
Coach.
Coach.
Ellis.
Ellis!
Ellis!
Ellis.
Ellis!
Ellis!
Ellis.
Ellis.
Ellis.
Ellis!
Overalls.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Dude.
Kid.
hey kid.
Kid.
Kid.
Kid.
Kid.
Kid.
Hey you.
Hey sweetheart.
Hey sweetie.
Hey honey.
Hey honey.
Hey sweetie.
Sweetie.
Sweetheart.
Hey you.
Hey sweetie.
Hey you.
Sweetie.
Hey honey.
Rochelle!
Ro!
Ro.
Rochelle.
Rochelle.
Rochelle!
Well all right!
Well all right!
Nice job!
Nice job!
That was surprisingly good.
Nice.
Nice.
Nice.
That's what I like to see.
Wow. Nice.
Nice shot.
Nice shot.
How'dja do that?
Nice shot.
Good shooting.
Nice shooting.
Nice shot!
Nice shot Ace.
Impressive.
All right Coach.
All right Coach.
You're getting the hang of this Ellis.
You're getting the hang of this Ellis.
Damn, Rochelle...
Rochelle... damn!
Damn, Rochelle. Nice.
You know how many germs are on that thing?
Ugh. It's like rotten eggs here. Does nobody else SMELL that?
Ugh. What's that SMELL?
No.
Nope.
No.
No sir-ee Bob.
Nope.
Uh uh.
No.
Nope.
Yeah, no.
NO!
NO!
NO!
Woah yeah.
Okay.
Ahhh.
Better.
That worked.
Alright, now I'm back.
Ahh, better.
Bbbbrrrrrrr
Okay, that's gonna last for a bit.
Ah, a little pick me up.
A little pick me up. That's good.
Okay, gotta find some real first aid.
Hell yeah.
This is all going to hell!
Damn...
Shit!
God damn it.
Bullshit!
Bastards!
Holy Shit!
Ah, tits!
Son of a bitch.
Son of a bitch.
Oh bullshit!
My ass.
This is all going to hell!
Damn...
Shit!
God damn it.
Bullshit!
Bastards!
Shit!
Tits!
Son of a bitch.
Oh bullshit!
My ass.
Is this some kind of sick joke?
Is this some kind of sick joke?
I call foul.
Kiss my ass.
Ass.
Asshat.
Bitch.
Asshole.
Assclown.
Dumbshit.
Screw this.
Kiss my ass.
Kiss my ass.
What an assclown.
Dumbshit.
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading!
Reloading.
Reloading.
Reloading.
Reloading!
Reloading here!
Gotta reload!
Reloading!
Reloading!
I can't lie to you. You are messed up. If you don't get yourself healed up, that
You seriously cannot go down again. If you do... you aren't going to make it.
You're starting to worry me. I can get you up, but you go down again and that's it.
We can't afford to lose you, yet. So let's get you up.
You have to learn to take care of yourself or you'll keep ending up down here.
Come on get up. You're not dead yet.
Come on pull yourself together. We gotta get you up.
You have to take better care of yourself! Now let's get you up.
Look at you laying there. Time to get up.
Come on get up. Get up, you're not dead yet.
We, I... need you for a little longer. So let's get you back up on your feet.
If I get you up, you promise not to shoot me anymore?
Come on, I've seen worse. Let's get your butt up.
It seems like every time I turn around you are down on the ground. Now let's get you up.
It's a miracle you lasted this long, Let's get you on your feet.
Settle down, Settle down. Everything is going to be okay.
This is nothing. You'll be as good as new once I get you up.
I'm not going to leave you behind. Let's get you up.
You're tougher than you look. Let's get you back on your feet.
Relax. You're going to be okay. I have seen worse.
Don't worry. Don't worry. I can get you back up.
Don't worry. Don't worry. I can get you back up.
This is nothing. You'll be as good as new once I get you up.
Let me look at you..
You going to be okay?
Are you going to be okay?
How you holding up?
Easy there fireball, easy.
Easy there fireball.
You hurt?
Everything working?
You in one piece?
You're not gonna die on me, are ya?
Are you going to die?
You gonna make it?
You okay?
Okay?
You good?
You okay?
Okay?
You good?
Come on, still lots to be done.
Rise and shine!
Let's hit the road.
Here we go.
Up and at 'em.
Let's roll.
You owe me one.
Let's have a look at you.
Time to get some revenge.
It's time to get some revenge.
Let's go.
See - all good.
Good as new.
Let's go kill some zombies.
Ah shit, come on, come on. Come on.
GET UP, GET UP, GET UP!
TIME TO MOVE, LET'S GO!
We don't have time for this, GET UP!
Let's go, ON YOUR FEET! Let's GO!
Ah shit, come on, come on. Come on.
Safe house!
We got a safe house!
Safe house ahead!
There's the safe house!
GET IT GET IT!
GET IT OFF ME!
GET IT GET IT!
GET IT OFF ME!
GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF!
GET IT OFF ME!
GET IT OFF ME!
GET IT OFF ME!
Those zombies are wearing armor?
Those zombies are wearing armor!
Shoot the armored zombies in the back!
That squeaking is driving the zombies crazy!
Kill the clown!
Kill the clown, he's attracting more zombies!
Kill every clown you see!
Shoot the clown!
Hazmat guys!
Guess those suits don't stop bites.
Are those guys fireproof?
Mudders!
Mudders!
Watch out, Mudmen!
Mudders!
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Forgive me, okay?.
Well sorry.
I'm sorry is that what you want me to say?
I'm sorry, okay?
Can you forgive me?
Don't look at me like that.
Ammo here!
Ammo here!
Ammo!
Ammo here!
Ammo!
First Aid Kit here!
First Aid here!
First Aid!
There's a pipebomb here.
Pipe bomb.
Pipe bombs!
Pipebomb here.
Molotov!
Molotov here.
Molotovs!
Pills here!
We got pills here!
Pills here!
Pills here!
We got pills here!
Weapons over here!
Everyone grab a weapon!
Guns here!
Stay close!
Stay together people.
Keep close.
Get inside!
Everybody INSIDE!
Inside NOW!
Quit screwing around, get inside!
Don't make me come out there for you!
Quit screwing around, get inside!
Get inside!
Heal up!
Heal up!
Good time to heal.
This would be a good time to heal.
Maybe you could heal up now.
Heal if you need to.
This might be a good time to heal.
Time for people to heal.
Don't forget you can heal yourself.
This is a good time to heal.
Time for people to heal.
Coach, you should heal.
Coach, don't forget about that health kit.
Hey Coach, heal.
Hey Coach, heal.
Coach, you should maybe heal.
Coach, you should heal.
Ellis, heal up.
Time to heal Ellis.
Come on Ellis, don't be a hero. Use your health kit.
Come on Ellis, don't be a hero. Use your health kit.
Rochelle, you don't look so good.
Rochelle, we need you, heal up.
Hey Ro, don't forget that health kit.
Hey Ro, don't forget that health kit.
Rochelle, you don't look so good.
Rochelle, we need you, heal up.
Ahh Coach.
Later Coach.
Shit Coach, I'll miss you.
I am going to miss you big guy.
Goddamn it coach, what'd you leave me with?
Goddamn it coach, what'd you leave me with?
Ellis.
Ahh Ellis.
Ellis, I am surprised you lasted as long as you did.
He was annoying but he could shoot a gun.
No time for mourning, let's go.
He was annoying but he could shoot a gun.
I can think of two other people I would have rather seen go first.
Guys, what are we going to do now?
Rochelle.
Ahh shit Rochelle.
Goodnight Rochelle.
There goes repopulating the earth.
Taking the rifle.
Grabbing the assault rifle.
Grabbing the assault rifle.
Assault rifle.
Taking the rifle.
I got the shotgun.
Shotgun for me.
Taking the shotgun
Shotgun.
This brings back some good memories.
This is nice, I'm gonna crack some heads with it.
I'm gonna crack some heads with this.
Nope. Bouncer at a club.
I need this.
I need this.
Grabbing the first aid.
I'll hold on to the first aid kit.
First Aid Kit.
A Freaking Axe (to self laughing)
Axe!
Gonna bonk some heads with this!
Frying pan!
A skillet!
This'll work.
Hell yeah.
This feels good.
This could be fun.
Can save some bullets with this one.
That'll come in handy.
I am going to beat the shit out of something with this.
Grabbing a Molotov.
Molotov!
Pills.
I got pills.
I can always use these.
I'll hold onto these pills.
Grabbing a pipe bomb.
Pipe bomb!
Grabbing the pistol!
Pistol!
Second pistol.
Going with the shotgun.
Shotgun.
Taking the shotgun.
Sniper for me.
I'll snipe.
Sniper for me.
I'll snipe.
Taking the machinegun.
Going with the machinegun.
Freaking tank is killing me!
Freaking tank is killing me!
Do you see this big giant thing on me?!?!
Do you see this big giant thing on me?!?!
Mother of Mercy! This thing is killing me!
Mother of Mercy! This thing is killing me!
Suck on that
Stick that where the sun don't shine!
Take that you mealy-mouthed bastards.
Stick it up your ass!
Stick that up your ass!
We are wiping the floor with you.
You don't stand a chance.
Give up now!
Candyasses!
Don't you think we should be killing the zombies instead?
What in the hell kind of strategy is that?
What?!!? This is hard enough without you helping the freaks!
Looks like they're comin' back to finish the job.
Looks like they're comin' back to finish the job.
Looks like they're comin' back to finish the job.
I guess there's been a change of plans.
I guess there's been a change of plans.
Looks like they came back to finish the job.
Looks like there's been a change of plans.
Looks like their plans have changed.
There's been a change of plans.
Looks like there's been a change of plans.
There's been a change of plans.
Looks like their plans have changed.
Looks like we're not part've their new plan.
Looks like they came back to finish the job.
Looks like they came back to finish the job.
Looks like they're comin' back to finish the job.
Thanks.
Thanks!
Thanks, man, I owe you.
I owe you one.
Thanks bro.
Thanks killer.
Thanks Ro.
Relax, Relax I'm coming!
I'm on my way!
Hold on, coming!
I'm on the way!
That was WAY too close!
That was way, WAY too close!
Man, we got lucky!
That my friends, is how you do it!
Happy New Year!
We got lucky!
God DAMN, that was close!
That was a close one.
At least I made it.
Well, that was unpleasant.
We made that by the skin of our teeth.
That was a little too close.
Wait.
Don't move from this spot.
Stay here.
Just stay here.
Wait here.
BOOMER!
WE GOT A BOOMER!
BOOMER!
BOOMER!
BOOMER!
WE GOT A BOOMER!
Fat guy!
Goiter man!
Aunt bee.
Fatty!
Fat guy!
Everybody be careful.
Let's be careful.
Try and be careful.
CHARGER!
WE GOT A CHARGER!
CHARGER!
CHARGER!
One Arm!
Overalls!
Hillbilly!
WE GOT A HUNTER!
HUNTER!
HUNTER!
HUNTER!
WE GOT A HUNTER!
Jumper!
Leaper!
Scrawny little bitch I'm gonna kill.
Jockey!
Jockey!
Jockey!
Little guy!
Little freak!
Little guy!
WE GOT A SMOKER!
SMOKER!
SMOKER!
SMOKER!
TONGUE!
The smoking thing!
Spitter
Spitter
We got a spitter
Green thing!
Neck!
We got goo!!
Goo incoming!
Hot stuff coming!
Fire spit coming!
Fire spit coming!
We got goo!!
We got goo coming!!
WE GOT A TANK!
TANK!
TANK!
TANK!
We have a problem!
HOLY SHIT! BIG FREAKING ZOMBIE!
We have a problem!
HOLY SHIT! BIG FREAKING ZOMBIE!
We got a witch.
Witch.
Witch.
Witch.
They're behind us!
Behind us!
Behind!
Behind us!
AhhhI pissed the witch off!
This bitch is chasing me!
Witch coming! Witch coming!
Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch!
Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! Shoot the witch! What are you doing? Shoot her!
AhhhI pissed the witch off!
Leave the witch alone.
Can we leave that witch alone?
Watch out, that witch is getting angry.
Stay away from the witch.
Things could be worse.
All we have to do is find the freeway. It'll take us to the bridge.
Looks like the Military took over.
Don't shoot that car!
From the looks of this park. I'm glad we didn't arrive early.
We run to the tower and turn off the alarm. (exasperated to Ellis)
As soon as that door opens, get ready to run for the tower.
These bodies are not infected.
You ever eat horse? Tasty. (Ellis - wish we had horses. )
Yeah and of course, stay together (Ellis - but we should stick together right?)
Annnd... Let's go! Let's go!
Annnd... Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
To the tower.
Run to the tower.
Somebody's got to turn off the alarm!
Turn off the alarm!
Alarm is off!
Off!
I got it!
Ellis! ELLIS! We don't have time for that right now! (ellis telling story about riding on buses)
There's the freeway.
Zombies didn't take down this helicopter.
Up the ladder!
Ooohhhhh ho ho ho... watch where you shoot!
WHAT THE - (reaction to bombing)
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING? (reaction to bombing)
The city of the dead (to self)
God I love pool.
Someone start the tractor.
Look Ellis! A tractor!
We can use that float to get across.
Our rides here.
The BRIDGE!
I'm hitting it, get ready!
Your mom's car. (Hey nick, what kind of car did you drive?)
Get to the chopper!
So that's a boomer, huh? You know, it's sad to see an eating disorder get out of control like that.
Good, that's decided. Moving on: I think this building's on fire. Sooo... I'd like to leave it.
Hey! Get back here!
I guess living here's finally paying off.
Get me to the mall and I'll make it worth your while.
Hey, come back! I'm HERE! There's still someone DOWN here!
You could have yelled if you wanted.
It's flying away from the burning building we're standing on. Let's follow its lead and get the hell out of here.
Okay, we all had a turn yelling at the helicopter. Good. Moving on: I think the building's on fire.
Goddamn it they left us!
Yeah sure, all for one and one for all. [Sarcastic]
I trust you. You look like a man who knows his donuts.
They saw us all right, and they're not coming back.
Not to burst your bubble, sport, but this building is burning down. They're not coming back.
So much for the rescue. Any ideas?
Grab something, I got a feeling this isn't going to be easy.
We better arm ourselves. I hope you three know how to fight. You don't look it.
If the world's going to hell, I'm taking a weapon.
Everybody grab a weapon. I get the feeling we're gonna need 'em.
Holy shit, it's zombies.
Well, this is unexpected.
These... don't look like people.
Jesus Christ! What are these things?
Alright, I'm not walking through THAT. Let's find another way.
I don't know about you, but I'm killing these things.
If that map's right, New Orleans might be the last place in America that can get us out alive.
According to this map, the only place left standing is New Orleans.
Jesus, the whole country has fallen.
This map is not good news.
According to this map, there aren't a whole lot of options.
Let's find another way. This suit's flammable.
Shit! This place is burnin' up FAST.
Damn it! Elevator's out.
Get out to the ledge!
Out here! Let's try the ledge!
We can use this ledge to get around the fire.
This shit'll even up the score.
Now we're talking.
Search these rooms. Might be something we can use.
This elevator's still working!
Technically... you're not supposed to use an elevator in a fire. But that might not apply during a zombie apocalypse.
Everybody get in the elevator!
I bet there'll be something waiting for us out there. So let's get ready...
Alright, we're all friends now. Get ready...
Name's Nick. But don't worry about learning it, 'cause I ain't sticking around long.
Nick. That's all you need to know.
Nick.
Hey, what's your name?
You did good out there, Rochelle.
Nick, name's Nick. You all did good. What's your names?
Okay, let's keep this up.
Nick.
Nice work out there.
Name's Nick.
Anyone get bit? Isn't that how this works?
Nick.
Well, I'm glad we got that out of the way. Now: did anyone get bit?
There's blood on me, but it ain't mine.
No, I'm good.
And then there were three.
Nick. Not that it matters, 'cause I think we should split up when this things opens.
We're pretty screwed.
Was it Ellis? Well, doesn't matter now.
I think it was Coach. Don't matter now.
I think she just said it was Rochelle.
I normally go solo-but under the circumstances, I'm thinkin' we stick together. Call me Nick. You got names?
That's what they call a boomer...
God DAMN it! We just missed it!
God DAMN it! We just missed it!
Where the hell's the copter going? We're right here!
Okay. Helicopters don't come back when you yell at them. Now we know that.
God DAMN it! We just missed it!
Good, that's decided. Moving on: I think this building's on fire. Sooo... I'd like to leave this building.
Hey! Come back!
Damn it! We JUST missed it!
Where the hell's the copter going? We're right here!
Hey! Get back here!
Sounds good to me.
A gun store sounds like a fine to stop.
Mall must be close...
Through the door!
Jump onto the truck!
Over this dumpster!
Are you sure this is the way to the mall?
Jesus. This place is a ghost town.
It's STARTING to creep you out?
I'm not legally allowed to own a gun, hope everybody's okay with that.
Candy store for adults.
Let's grab some guns, we got shit to shoot.
So let me get this straight: we get you your shit and you'll help us get to the mall? Right? Okay. You screw us and I will kill you with your own gun.
Thank you for the guns, honestly, we all appreciate it. But you better not be screwing with us.
Sure, why not.
Sir, for the use of this gun, I am willing to go get you your cola.
Get ready, this is going to set off the alarm
Get the cola!
Grab the cola!
Somebody grab the Cola!
I got his Cola, let's go!
We got it, let's go!
Got the cola!
Barrier's down! Let's get out of here.
There goes the tanker. Let's get out of here.
That's one way to open a path.
I gotta respect that!
That is how you clear a path.
I'll be damned-we actually made it to the mall.
Well, we made it. Let's hope there's still somebody here.
Okay we made it. Let's hope there's still somebody here.
Okay, we made it to the mall. BARELY.
If anyone sees a men's store let me know. I got blood on this suit.
Let's go find this evacuation center. I'm already sick of this place.
Ugh. GOD, I hate malls.
Up this escalator!
Down that escalator!
Disco Pants and Haircuts? Man, lots of space in this mall.
Evac's this way!
Who the hell is Jimmy Gibbs, Jr.?
I'm getting sick of looking at this guy's face.
Really? 'Cause he looks like an asshole.
I got a sinking feeling this alarm's gonna get us some attention...
I got a sick feeling this alarm's gonna get us some attention...
Keep going up!
Up! Up! Keep moving!
Turn off THAT ALARM!
We gotta turn off this alarm!
We need to turn of this alarm!
Is there some way to turn off this alarm?
Got it!
Alarm off!
Thanks for turning off that alarm!
Man, that was driving me crazy.
You know what? I could take the zombies, but not that goddam noise.
Jesus. I knew it. There's nothing here!
Okay, so the evac station's abandoned, annnnd we're at the center of a zombie-filled building. But on the bright side? We're all probably gonna die.
CEDA leaving me twice in one day, lesson learned.
No one's alive in here.
We aren't getting saved.
We are going to have to save ourselves, people.
Looks like people headed this way!
There's a saferoom up ahead!
I think the little guy's onto something. Let's give it a shot.
CEDA's not gonna save us, any ideas?
I'll agree to the idea, but I'm driving.
What a fun road trip this will be.
Well, it beats my idea: staying here and dying in the mall.
Okay. Let's gas up the car and get the hell out of this mall.
Let's get some GAS!
Fill 'er up!
Come onnnn, come onnnnnn...
Come onnnn, come onnnnnn...
Come on...
Get in the tank, you stupid goddamn gas, get in the tank.
Piece of shit gas, GET IN THE CAR!
Got another can in the tank!
One more for the gas tank!
How big is the tank in this thing?
Hurry up, hurrrry upppp...
Come comeoncomeoncomeoncomeon. Come on!
Get! In! The! Tank!
Get in there!
We still need more gas!
Halfway there!
Almost there!
We still need ten more!
We still need five more!
Just three more!
Just two more!
One more can to go!
She's all filled up, let's go, get to the car!
Thank YOU, Jimmy Gibbs, Jr.
Get to the car!
Would you get to the goddamn car?
HELL YEAH! Next stop: New Orleans...
Everyone to the car!
I'm not waiting long, get to the car!
Time to leave people!
Time to go!
Let's go people, let's go!
Hit it, Ellis!
This is just a mess.
Down the off ramp.
There's a motel up there.
Search the rooms.
Let's try upstairs.
In here.
Careful heading down there hill.
Woah shit.
Down the river.
We can get up the hill over here.
Lights are on, where's the people?
Safe house in the trailer.
Breaking my neck is not a fun time, Ellis.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, guys-but unless Ellis knows how to build a monster truck, we AIN'T drivin' through this.
Don't sweat it, Ellis. At least you got us out of that mall.
God DAMN you, Jimmy Gibbs, Jr.
These abandoned cars go on for MILES.
That's... one theory.
Oh good. Now we can die there as adults.
Searchlights over there. Could be a way out.
Down this off ramp!
Highway's blocked! Let's cut through this motel!
[Whistles] those people SUCKED at high diving.
We better search these rooms.
Careful, this gully looks pretty steep.
Whispering Oaks! We made it.
Looks abandoned.
As far as Evac Centers go, this is not the worst place to hole up.
Back here.
Through here.
We need to turn on the power to open this door.
You know what? Somehow I think it will activate everything else around here.
What hell, I'm hitting it.
I'm hitting it.
Get ready to run, I'm hitting it.
Keep running, keep running.
Run into the tunnel of love!
Tunnel of love? Jesus Christ.
Go go go. Cut in line.
We'll head towards the searchlights. If there's an evac, it'll be there.
Or maybe a corpse fell on the searchlight button. Still, worth checking out.
Never heard of 'em. They any good?
Now *I* want to ride one.
Buddy, if you can me out of this alive? I will deep-fry you an entire goddamn cow.
He's like a five year old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the English language.
You gotta be this tall to get in here, Ellis. Sorry, buddy. You'll be missed.
Nope. Just lots and lots of tanks.
I do not like that little peanut man.
Nice fencing. Looks like a federal carousel penitentiary.
A fenced-in carousel? Is this where they took child prisoners on day trips?
SHIT, that's loud! Somebody shut it down!
Goddamn, that's loud! Somebody shut it down!
Okay, it's off!
This is the most RELAXING safe room I've ever been in.
Why couldn't I have been in Vegas when the infection hit? Or even Atlantic city? Instead I am trapped inside some hillbilly tunnel of love.
Did you see the sign out front? Cousins only day today.
You could almost call this a cement river, Ellis
This way is blocked.
Let's try the maintenance room.
This isn't very romantic.
Down the hole.
Down the hole.
Let's all do this together.
Everyone at the same time.
Down here.
Down here.
Hmm... okay, we're further down the path.
That got us around the block.
I can feel a breeze, fresh air!
Finally, outside!
I hate roller coasters.
Hit the power to move this crap.
Okay, the only way over is to get on the coaster's track.
We're gonna have to run the coaster.
Stay on the track.
Make sure to call out if you get pulled.
Stay on the track people!
Run on the track!
Thank god this doesn't do a loop.
We need to keep going down the track!
Hit the alarm to stop them!
Shut down the coaster!
We have to shut down the coaster!
Through the bumper cars!
Keep going through the bumper cars.
I think we should clarify what constitutes "close".
You got your wish, Ellis. We're in an amusement park ride.
Bringing back any memories, Coach? You, a cheeseburger, romance in the air...
Psh! Huh. Several. Easily.
Yeah. Don't drink it.
Into the swan maintenance room of love!
This is the LONGEST tunnel of love I've ever seen.
You got your wish, Ellis. We're on a ride.
And we're gonna have to destroy this rubble pile.
We gotta get that alarm off!
Somebody turn off that alarm!
Just follow the tracks, everybody!
Everybody, just follow the tracks!
Alarm's off!
These infected do NOT respect lines.
We're gonna have to destroy this rubble pile.
Looks like the H in 4H stands for hell.
Careful on these roofs.
Climb the ladder.
We can climb this scaffolding.
What?
Okay, we'll set off the pyrotechnics, but I'm telling you right now. I AM NOT GOING TO AIR GUITAR.
Hit the lights.
You guys ready to rock?
Someone needs to hit the lights!
We have to hit the lights!
Gate's open!
We need something big to signal the 'copter.
Coach, that is the stupidest idea I have ever agreed with.
Unless someone has a better idea, let's rock.
Sorry to break it to you Coach, but your heroes lip-sync. There's a tape back here labeled finale.
This looks all setup for the finale.
When I hit this tape, it's gonna blare some old people's rock music and start the finale. Get ready.
Coach, when I start this finale, you aren't gonna start dancing are you? Ahh Screw it, I'm hitting it.
If you have taste, cover your ears. I'm starting the finale.
Get ready, I'm gonna start the finale.
Everyone ready, I'm gonna hit this and start the finale.
Hit the lights!
Lights!
I'm gonna regret this, but turn it up!
Turn on the lights!
There's the copter!
This worked! The copter is here!
Holy shit, this worked!
Coach, you're a genius this worked!
It worked! I love you Coach!
The pilot's landed, let's go!
Get on the helicopter!
Everyone to the copter!
Copter's landed, let's go!
Let's go, let's go to the copter!
Get on the boat!
Get on the boat!
Get to the boat!
What you? Really?
Pffft.
Yes,
Yes, I remember Ellis.
Yes Ellis, I remember.
Wow, Coach, that was uplifting. (sarcastically)
Well Coach, that was uplifting. Everybody else motivated now? (sarcastically)
Thanks, Coach, that was uplifting. (sarcastically)
What, alive infected or alive and not zombies?
100 to 1.
Jesus christ Ellis, like the goddamn zombies aren't bad enough.
You forgot one thing, from the way we shoot? Each other.
I can't believe none of you were going to shoot him.
Well, he wasn't doing a very good job once he became a zombie now was he?
I shot a zombie. He was a zombie Ellis. He must have gotten bitten before he picked us up.
No problem big guy, sorry about the landing.
Great, we crash land in front of a village that hates everyone.
This looks like a friendly place.
They probably should have added no zombies to that sign.
We gotta get that boat over here.
We need to call that boat over here.
I'm calling over the ferry.
Get ready, I'm calling the ferry.
Shit. This swamp is going to ruin my white suit.
Brains come out. Swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that.
Screw these goddamn mud people.
I'm with Ellis, I hate these mud people.
This mud is not doing my suit any favors.
This swamp is just a cesspool for disease.
I can feel my feet growing fungus.
These swamps don't agree with me.
Dry land up ahead.
I am not dying in this goddamn swamp.
I guess walking isn't so bad (seeing downed plane)
We can get through this door.
I think it's a safe bet to say an alarm will sound when we open this door.
We have to open this door.
Someone open the door.
The emergency exit is the only way.
I think it's a safe bet to say an alarm will sound when we open this door.
We have to open this door.
Someone open the door.
The emergency exit is the only way.
I'm opening the door.
Get ready, I'm opening the door.
Hello!
Hello!
Holy shit, maybe the swamp people made it!
They have power!
HELLO!!!
HELLO!!!
HEY! HELLO!!!
ANYBODY HOME?
The swamp people didn't make it.
This is ugly.
That's a shit ton of bodies.
Looks like some of them headed to the river.
We need to lower this plank.
The only way is over this plank.
Lower the plank.
Lower the bridge.
I'm lowering the bridge.
Get ready! Lowering the bridge!
Did people really live in these shacks?
This is just really unsanitary.
Where did anyone who lived here wash their hands?
We're at a big old house with gate.
At a plantation with a big gate.
I'm standing by a big gate, in front of a big house.
Our Cajun buddy blew open the gate, let's go!
Everyone to the boat!
Get to the boat!
To the boat!
That's one way to open that gate.
I am not dying in this swamp.
I am not going to be gator food.
Let's do this quick and get back on the damn boat.
Out of gas.
Through this house.
Let's go down this street.
What are we supposed to signal him with?
What gun bag?
ME? Who died and made me gun monitor?
The gas station's right across the street. Let's just get the gas and then we'll figure out how to signal Virgil.
You wanna hear a prediction?
There's not gonna be any gas. Watch.
Looks like our milk run just turned into a marathon.
No gas. Terrific. This is just great.
No gas. See? What'd I say?
What makes you think they have gas?
Let's just get this done and get back.
Shit. It looks like it's really gonna storm.
Look for landmarks. It might be dark on our way back.
What, does everybody around here have a boat?
If this rain keeps up, we can sail this thing right to Virgil.
Through this playground!
Through that playground!
Let's cut through the garage sale.
Now THAT is a nasty wreck.
Through this building.
In here!
I have never seen so many witches.
What the hell is with all the witches?
Through the cane field.
The road's blocked.
I think we gotta cut through the sugar mill.
This rain doesn't look like it's gonna let up.
Christ, I hope this rain doesn't get any worse.
The water's starting to pool. Shit.
Ah shit, this place is already starting to flood.
The sky looks bad.
It's already starting to flood.
Jesus. Welcome to witchville...
Man, that's a LOT of witches.
Up that ramp!
There's the gas station!
Through the wheat farm!
Whaatever you say, Farmer Joe.
We can take that elevator down to the field.
ELEVATOR'S HERE!
EVERYBODY IN THE ELEVATOR!
KEEP MOVING! JUST HEAD FOR THE SIGN!
HEAD FOR THE SIGN!
KEEP MOVING!
Looks like the gas is inside.
There's gas in the safe room!
Close the door and let's get this gas.
Back through the canefield.
Shit, it's really coming down.
Goddamn town is going to be flooded!
Up here!
We gotta to go back through here!
Okay, everybody gassed up and good to go?
Let's hit it.
Yup.
I got mine.
Well, at least this shithole'll get CLEANER...
Ohhh shit, the storm has arrived.
It's pissing down.
If this rain keeps up, the boat can come to US.
Goddamn town's flooded.
We can use the rooftops.
Across the rooftops.
Come on burger tank, save us!
Fast food is going to save us.
Everyone to the boat!
We can get across the roofs.
I remember that porch light.
The yard sale! We're going the right way!
The playground! We're almost there!
Sign's on!
Come on, Virgil...
YOU SEE THAT? VIRGIL SEES US!
THERE'S VIRGIL!
GET TO THE BOAT!
GET TO THE BOAT!
Never get out of the boat. Never get out of the boat. Never get out of the boat.
I cannot believe I am looking forward to getting back on that boat.
Some milk run this turned out to be.
Should have just kept floating down the damn river.
What in the hell were we thinking stopping here?
You mean that blurry line on the horizon? Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
Yeah, well, seeing the bridge and getting to it are two different things.
I wonder if that's good news...
I got a bad feeling about that...
You don't evacuate people in fighter jets...
We can cut through this park!
Nice observation, Ellis.
That freeway looks like it heads to the bridge.
Let's follow it.
Somebody? Christ, Coach, you know who did this.
[pissed, to self] Christ.
Jesus. These are people! They were shooting people. I told you I had a bad feeling about this.
[contemplative, to self] Not good.
RUN!
KEEP RUNNING!
GO!
JUST RUN!
MOVE MOVE!
WE GOTTA TURN OFF THE ALARM!
Through this bus station!
We gotta keep following the freeway.
The bridge can't be far now.
What the hell was going on here?
[sarcastic] If that was their idea of safety, I can't wait to see what's out here.
What the hell was this guy doing?
Does this guy's scorecard mean what I think it means?
Jesus, it was open season on everything out here.
Oh Christ, not the sewer.
[to self] Tell me about it...
[reacting terrible smell] Oh my god, the stink's inside my head.
I am NOT climbing into... Ah screw it. Let's go.
Do you still smell sewer?
Because I still smell it.
You have GOT to be kidding me.
Christ, there's car alarms everywhere.
Careful. Carefuuulll.
HOW MANY OF THESE CARS ARE YOU GONNA SHOOT?
YOU WANNA START SHOOTING CARS, LET'S SHOOT CARS!
That's it! We're really here! We're on the bridge! We're here! We're here!
OH COME ON!
You sure we shouldn't just panic? I mean, I think panic was invented for just this sort of situation.
They're blowing this bridge to cover a retreat. If we wanna go with 'em, we better hurry.
Ellis, you're carrying like 10 different guns.
I guess they ran outta bridges to bomb...
STOP BOMBING US!
Christ, those guys are such assholes.
SHIT!
SHIT!
Holy shit, I think we actually made it.
Well, it's official: They're trying to kill US now.
There's a safe room in the bridge!
Well, let's cross the brige and finally get out of this hell.
Sure, give us a few minutes.
You heard the man. Let's get across this goddamn bridge.
Before we run across this bridge right toward the people who've been dropping bombs on us, anyone wanna talk about a plan b?
[chuckles] Allright, let's go.
[chuckles] Okay, allright, let's go.
Or they're gonna line us up against a wall and shoot us.
Hey, those are soldiers. Let's let 'em know we're here.
Is somebody gonna pick up the radio?
Um, hello?
We are NOT infected.
Yeah, you could say that.
Roger that. Here we come.
THERE'S THE COPTER!
GET TO THE COPTER!
My name's Nick. There's four of us on the... on the west end of the bridge.
I am not going to die in this city.
I have not come this far to die now.
Up here.
Through here.
Down here.
Down the alley!
Through here.
It reeks like piss.
God damn you are messed up.
It reeks like piss.
You are messed up.
Restricted area my ass (restricted area)
Really, I haven't seen any. (Infected detected in this area.)
Run
Screw it, run!
Run! Just run!
Go! Run! GO!
Yes.
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeppers.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yessss.
Yes.
Yessss.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
Don't worry about it.
You're welcome.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
That's what I'm here for.
That's what I'm here for.
That's what I'm here for.
Anytime.
Anytime.
Anytime.
Sure thing.
Sure thing.
Sure thing.
Sure thing.
Whatever.
Um yeah.
Sure.
Whatever.
Sure.
Um yeah.
Sure.
Whatever.
Um yeah.
No problem coach.
No problem coach.
You owe me Ellis.
You owe me Ellis.
Sure thing Ro.
Sure thing Ro.